I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Panties = found
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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