Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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