Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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