called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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