brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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