Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize