She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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