was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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