glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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