Kiss
Puke
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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