it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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