I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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