the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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