Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is Oprah even human
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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