I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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