i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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