He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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