Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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