I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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