if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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