She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
porn star boner night. come get it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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