Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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