You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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