I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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