I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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