Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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