i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Randomize