We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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