You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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