Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
