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Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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