Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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