is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I skipped work to stalk him.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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