i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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