somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She said her name was "party"
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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