How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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