hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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