She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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