if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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