Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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