i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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