Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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