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(908): View more from New Jersey

They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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(951): View more from California

Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.

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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!

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(650): View more from California

an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.

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(707): View more from California

I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet

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(585): View more from New York

Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals

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(289): View more from Ontario

He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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