is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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