There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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