We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Pro tip for next time: citronella candles are more than just for mood lighting.
There's a skeeter on my peter...
Did you give her the grand finale?
You're lucky the black flies didn't drain you of your soul!
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