Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize
