butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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