I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Green mimosas i think yes
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
please don't ironically join a cult
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