Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There r osticjed everywhere
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
