In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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