What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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